![[Comic for Thursday, June 21, 2001]](/comics/gpf20010621bh46f.png)
Transcription
Warren: It seems to me like you have a serious lack of subtlety, "Fooker." Perhaps you don't realize the fantastic opportunity you so callously threw away...
Fooker: What do you mean?
Warren: Imagine this beautiful diamond in your possession. A diamond with flaws, but a diamond nonetheless. As the master jeweler, you had the chance to fix those flaws, and instead you discarded it as a useless lump of carbon.
Warren: Sigh... I suppose it _could_ have been worse. Now if you had slept with her and _then_ dumped her, you would be a _complete_ idiot...
Fooker: AARRGH!!

