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Warren: It seems to me like you have a serious lack of subtlety, "Fooker." Perhaps you don't realize the fantastic opportunity you so callously threw away...
Fooker: What do you mean?

Warren: Imagine this beautiful diamond in your possession. A diamond with flaws, but a diamond nonetheless. As the master jeweler, you had the chance to fix those flaws, and instead you discarded it as a useless lump of carbon.

Warren: Sigh... I suppose it _could_ have been worse. Now if you had slept with her and _then_ dumped her, you would be a _complete_ idiot...
Fooker: AARRGH!!