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Nick: Ph-physical side effects?
Wise: Not to worry, my boy! Most of them are totally benign.
Nick: "Most"?

Wise: Take, for example, the hair. Note how when it is not combed, it becomes wild? By my age, Nick's hair will look much like mine.
Nick: Perfect...

Wise: Hmmm...
Nick: <stylized ?>

Wise: On second thought, baldness comes from the mother's side, so he'll be smooth as a cue ball!
Nick: ACK!