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You *know* this alien?
Yes. They captured me about three years ago, but se me free as a "reject."
This human was our greatest embarassment. He cost us billions of quatloos in research time and made us the laughing stock of the galaxy.
I thought you said you'd be "exiled to the seventh moon of auxor and tortured for a thousand ganadans."
We *were!*
But just because a thousand ganadans is roughly equivilant to fifteen of your seconds doesn't mean it didn't *hurt!* A *lot!*

