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Trudy: <thinking>My buddy Bill sent me a copy of his new operating system... he heh... I *love* blackmail...
Trudy's computer: Windows XP has detected a new CD writer. Your configuration has changed. Please reactivate your copy of Windows XP.
Trudy's computer: Windows XP has detected new sound card drivers. Your configuration has changed. Please reactivate your copy of Windows XP.
Trudy's computer: Windows XP has detected that you have adjusted the brightness of your monitor. Your configuration has changed...
Trudy: <to Fooker>I want Linux, and I want it *now*.
Fooker: <thinking>Heart... Stopped.... Beating...

