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Fred: Can you panic more quietly? I'm trying to write a test here.
Fooker: Excuse _me_ for averting a crisis...

Fred: What's going on?
Fooker: We're being bombarded by a denial-of-service attack. Our router's being flooded.

Fooker: If I can't stop it, GPF will be knocked off the 'net. All our customers' servers will go down, and we lose money.
Fred: Ah, a _bad_ thing.

Fooker: Fortunately for us, the little script kiddie responsible is about the meet the fierce hacking skills of Fooker, sys admin guru...
Fred: Ooh... I'm scared...