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[[Fooker is sitting at his lap top on IRC]]
Unknown Hacker: |-|4
1||9 4 117713 7|20u813 4kk3551||9 7|-|3 ||37? |-|3|-|... [['L33t translation: "Having a little trouble accessing the net? heh..."]]
Fooker [[thinking to himself]]: Dang... I hate reading "L33T."

Unknown Hacker: '
0u |23411z3 1 k4|| |<33p 7|-|15 up 1||d3F1||1731`


17|-| `
0u|2 53|2
3|25 d0

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0u|2 8u51||355

111 d13. [['L33t translation: "You realize I can keep this up indefinitely? With your servers down your business will die."]]
Fooker [[thinking to himself]]: That's it... keep yappin'...

Unkown Hacker: 17'5 411 83k4u53 0F `
0u F00|<3|2. `
0u`|23 0||3 0F 7|-|3 8357. 8u7 1`

83773|2 7||4|| 7|-|3 8357. 11k|<

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|<3d5 [['L33t translation: "It's all because of you Fooker. You're one of the best. But I'm better than the best. Lick my Keds."]]
Fooker [[thinking to himself]]: While I trace your home IP...

Unkown Hacker: 1 k4|| |-|4k|< 8-7|2335 4|20u||d `
0u,

a||. 1 4

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0u|r 90d... [['L33t translation: "I can hack B-Trees around you man. I am your god..."]]
Fooker [[thinking to himself]]: I think "god" is overdue for a spanking...