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General Protection Fault: Surreptitious Machinations

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[Comic for Wednesday, December 5, 2001]


[[Substitute Santa talking with a boy]]
Santa: And what do you want for Christmas, son?
Boy: I wanna Mega-morphin' Poketurtle Deluxe playset with kung fu action!

Santa: Ho ho ho! What else?
Boy: A baby brother!
Santa: You'll have to talk to your parents about that one! Ho ho -

{{Time machine spawns}}
Santa: HOLY COW!

{{Santa dodges time machine}}
Santa: Santa doesn't get paid enough for THIS!

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