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Todd [[thinking]]: Ngh... "Any crash you can walk away from is a good one." This one must be pretty bad...
[[Todd looks around at the candy-cane decorations]]
Todd [[thinking]]: Where the heck did I land? It looks like some sick movie fantasy world...
Todd [[thinking]]: Blast! The crystal is smashed! That clinches it... whenever I am, it looks like I'm stuck here for good...
Guard: HALT!
Todd [[thinking]]: Just great... guards. At least they're not flying metal robots with lasers...
Guard: Stop, or I'll... I'll *Mace* you!

