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General Protection Fault: Surreptitious Machinations

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[Comic for Tuesday, February 5, 2002]

Transcription

[[In a visitation room, UGA Chief Patrick Stewart (Amadeus) and Fooker are discussing the situation.]]
Amadeus: If we can dispense with the jokes...
Fooker: Sorry, Amadeus. What's the hold up in springing me from jail?

Fooker: I mean, I was on assignment in Colombia when the shootings took place. We have proof I was out of the country.

Amadeus: We have NO such proof.
Fooker: Yes, we DO. Plane tickets, hotel receipts, restaurant bills...

Amadeus: ... All in fake names billed to government accounts. "Jason Barker" was NOT in Colombia this week. "James Baud" WAS.

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