General Protection Fault: Surreptitious Machinations

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[Comic for Tuesday, February 26, 2002]


[[An old woman takes the witness stand at Fooker's trial.]]
Sedgewikki: Where were you, Mrs. Nolan, on the night of the attacks?
Mrs. Nolan: At the mall, with my husband.

Sedgewikki: I know it's difficult for you, but please tell us what happened.
Mrs. Nolan: We were Christmas shopping, when we heard this loud explosion...

[[Mrs. Nolan begins to cry.]]
Mrs. Nolan: I saw that man--the defendant--shooting big guns and blowing things up. Then, he hit a display window, and pieces flew everywhere. And... and then... a-and...

Sedgewikki: What happened to your husband?
[[Mrs. Nolan puts her head in her hands, sobbing.]]
Mrs. Nolan: H-he... was... crushed by a flying Frosty the Snowman! (SOB)

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