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General Protection Fault: Surreptitious Machinations

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Judge from Help Desk is © Copyright 2002, Christopher B. Wright. Used with permission.

[Comic for Wednesday, March 13, 2002]


[[Chuck is on the witness stand.]]
Judge: You knew about the attack beforehand?
Chuck: N-not exactly, Sir. He hinted at them, and in hindsight, well...

Chuck: He always told me how he hated dealing with "stupid lusers," and how he kept wishing he could "raise the average I.Q. of the planet by blowing them all away..."

Chuck: He took me out to the shed in the woods and showed me weapons like those on TV. He changed so radically over the past few months...

[[Shot of Fooker looking hopelessly disappointed, across the courtroom from Chuck.]]
Chuck: I only wish... wish I had noticed sooner... Wish I could have done something before it was TOO LATE...

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