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[[Sharon tears up]]
Sharon: I can't believe I was about to forgive you for your petty "UNIX rules, Macs drool" stunt...
Fooker: I told you I thought Mac OS X was kewl...

Sharon: And now you pull a stunt like this. "Reassigned overseas!" You, sir, have a fear of commitment!
Fooker: A what?! Where did that come from?

Sharon: Next you'll probably tell me you can't say where, because it's a matter of national security!
Fooker: Well, it is!

[[Sharon glares at Fooker]]
Sharon: And that you won't be able to contact me because you don't want the bad guys to come after me to get to you!
Fooker: Actually...

[[Sharon walks into the next room]]
Sharon: Fine. Have it your way.

Fooker: Don't go into the next room and pout! You know I can't walk in there!