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{{Guest strip care of Ryan Smith, of Funny Farm fame.}}

[[Fooker is sitting at his computer, when, from off-panel:]]
Persephone: Fooker! We are in need of your assistance!

[[Fooker finds Persephone.]]
Fooker: What's the haps?
Persephone: Fred and myself had a little accident.

[[Fooker looks to see a spilled drink near the dining room table.]]
Fooker: Spilled wine? Why all the fuss over that?
Persephone: Actually, the problem occurred while attempting a clean up...

[[A moldy paper towel crawls across the floor. Fooker reels with shock.]]
Fred: CURSE YOU, QUICKER, THICKER PICKER-UPPER!!
Persephone: Be brave, Fred!