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Nick: Fred, we have to talk.
Fred: I thought you were going out with the missus.

Nick: Ki and Sharon are doing stuff tonight, and YOU have some explaining to do.
Fred: If I must, but I thought iambic pentameter was over your head...

Nick: I'm not talking about your online literature class...
Fred: Look, I went through this with Fooker. I DON'T do toilets. I use the bushes out the window...

Nick: YOU WRECKED MY APARTMENT!
Fred: Oh, THAT. Why didn't you say so?