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[[Trent is at his desk]]
Trent: That talking gelatin is far from the only weird thing happening around here. Ever since I came here things just kept popping up...

Trent: Most vexing is what happened to that goofball "Foofer" and my old flame, Trudy. I know she was involved in that clash in New York last year... but how?

Trent: More importantly, why does everyone keep talking about New York like they were there? And why is there something on the cusp of my memory that I just can't seem to recall...?

Trent: There's something screwy going on here, and I'm going to use all my tricks to find out what it is...