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[[PC and Trudy are brainstorming in the cottage]]
PC: I could pose as billionaire oil tycoon Pecos Clyde, from the state of Texas...
Trudy: And what? Wear a ten-gallon hat? Who would believe that?

Trudy: We'll have to alter any identifying marks... fingerprints, birth marks...
PC: Perhaps I should scratch off my serial number. It is good Microsoft has not released Palladium yet...

PC: Perhaps I should simply say I am from France. I can use Babelfish to translate my communications. However, that would require me to remain near a wifi hotspot...

Trudy: Or perhaps we should format your hard drive and install Microsoft Bob...
PC: This does not call for that drastic of measures...