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[[Trudy and PC are brainstorming in the cottage]]
Trudy: It's not uncommon for foreigners to seek entry to the US by marrying a citizen. It may prove slightly more difficult after 9-11, but it could possibly work...

Trudy: The problem is finding a woman willing to pose as your bride...
PC: You appear to fit the biological gender requirements...

Trudy: What?! I can't marry you! I'm a fugitive myself! It's too risky! Besides where would we find somewhere to get married quickly around here?
<<click>>

[[Ascii and Lady Luck, wearing rings, enter the cottage]]
Ascii: B0$Z!! 3YE JU$7 G0T |-|1TCH3D!!!
Lady Luck: Ding! Ding! Ding!