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[[Ascii, PC, and Trudy are outside the Love Me Tender Wedding Chapel]]
Ascii: |-|3RE'Z WH3R3 W3 G07 H1CT|-|3D B0$Z!!!

[[They enter the chapel, a picture of Elvis hangs on the wall]]
Trudy: This place is downright disturbing... but should be adequate...
PC: I fail to understand the significance of this wall avatar...

Trudy: Ugh. I suppose it couldn't get much worse...
PC: (thinking) Odd... That phrase seems to score highly in my humor database...

[[Trudy and PC encounter an Elvis impersonator who points at them]]
Elvis: You two ready fer a hunka hunka burnin' love?
PC: (thinking) Ah, famous last words plus several cliches.