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[[PC and Trudy are at the front of the chapel, facing an Elvis impersonator.]]
Elvis: Uh thank ya, uh thank ya, uh thank y'all very much fer comin' ta thisahere shindig, where we join this here lil' sistah to this here... uh...

PC: I am a megalomanical sentient AI bent on world domination, but you may designate me as "PC" if you prefer.
Elvis: Whatever.

Elvis: Ah'm itchin' like a man on a fuzzy tree, 'cause we gonna join y'all in tha bonds o' holy matrimony, that we are. Please let me be your teddy bear, an' y'all repeat aftah me...

[[Ascii and Lady Luck are behind PC and Trudy]]
Lady Luck: Ding! Ding! Ding!
Trudy: What's wrong with that?
Ascii: $|-|3 @LWAYZ CR1EZ @T W3DD1NG$!!!