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[[Fred is perched atop a filing cabinet beside Sharon]]
Sharon: You're not leaving, are you, Fred?
Fred: Can't. Nick went home hours ago, so I'm spending the night in the dumpster out back.

Sharon: Why don't you stay in here with me? We'll keep each other company...
Fred: Um, okay, I guess. You sure I don't freak you out?

Sharon: Like you do Trent? Nah. After being around Fooker, nothing seems too bizarre anymore...
Fred: I hope that's some sort of compliment.

Sharon: Plus you'll get to see me go sys admin on this hacker's sorry butt.
Fred: It's scary how much you remind me of Fooker... only you're more sadistic.