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Nick: Now that everyone's awake, we can start to hand out presents. My Inventor's gene was pretty active this year, so I made my presents myself.

Nick: Dad, this is an Automatic gun cleaner. Just put your service weapon here and some oil there and it does all the rest.
Dad: Oookay.

Nick: Mom, this grade book software should help automate some of your classroom duties. It will also randomize tests to prevent cheating.
Mom: Thanks, dear.

Nick: And Uncle Wise... To be honest, I don't have a clue _WHAT_ it does.
WiseBottom: Then I'll spend the next few months finding out. Thanks, Nick.