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[[Fred is typing]]

Fred Typing: As most of you now know, I have been working the inglorious slog called telephone tech support since I was "removed" from the university last year.

Fred typing: Since then, I have come in contact with someone-- let's call him "Brent""-- who is, by far, the most distasteful specimen of humanity I have yet encountered.

Fred typing: His crimes are many, but I shall take a few spare electrons to record for posterity what this intellectual midget inspires me to say about him...

[[Trent and Dexter are reading the blog]]
Trent: Can they use THAT word on the Internet?
Dexter: Um, you'd be surprised at the Google mindshare results...