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[Comic for Monday, April 19, 2004]

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Fred: Well, who is this mystery woman you just can't have?
Dexter: Let's just say she's in a very long-distance relationship.

Fred: Hmm... well, if you are lucky, she'll get lonely too and get desperate...
Dexter: Gee, thanks. And I'm pretty sure it's not going to happen anyway.

Fred: Well... normally, I couldn't care less about your plight. But with Fooker gone, I've had a serious drought of pointless inane adventures...

Fred: Thus, I will volunteer to act as your advisor to cure your urge to merge...
Dexter: Why am I not encouraged to hear that coming from a creature that reproduces by fission...

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