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[Comic for Friday, April 23, 2004]

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Fred: Okay, I've signed you up for a "Speed Date" session this Friday. I'll come home with you and coach you, then you'll drop me off at Nick's on your way.

Fred: Meanwhile, we'll spend some time each day prepping you for the big night. First, we'll start with your introduction. Imagine I'm your date. Remember to keep it quick but sincere.

Dexter: Hi, I'm Dexter J. Smith. And your name is?
Fred (morphing to a woman sillhouette): Fredrica.
Dexter: It's a pleasure to meet you, Fredrica.

Fred: Not bad. Try to be a bit more enthusiastic. And try to do something about that clammy hand.
Dexter: How could you tell with all that slime?

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