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[[Dexter walks up to Mitchell]]
Dexter: No time to rest now, pal! You've got 20 years of geekdom to digest, and I've only got a couple hours to cram it all down your throat!

[[Picture of Dexter with the words "geek culture" superimposed]]

[[Dexter pulls out some DVDs]]
Dexter: Let's see. You've missed four Star Trek series, two Star Wars films (not counting special editions), Lord of the Rings, Back to the Future... good thing I brought the DVDs.
Mitchell: DVDs?

Dexter: Of course, we can't let you skimp on the 'net. Usenet's mostly flame wars, and half the web is porn, but the good thing is you don't have any spam yet...
Mitchell: I'm not hungry...