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Nicole: I've got another consultation with Fred, dear. Are you going to be okay watching Sydney?
<<CRASH>>
Nicole: Dwayne?

Dwayne: Sorry. I couldn't hear you over the sound of the SpongeBob aliens invading planet Wiggles.
Nicole: I'll take that as a "yes".
Sydney: Greg now lives inna pineapple under tha sea!

Sydney: Daddy! Is tha new toy ready YET?
Dwayne: Hold on, honey. Daddy's still trying to put it together... Grrrr... Ow! That's IT...

Dwayne: [[on phone]] Hello? This IS the customer support for the Super Bubble Blow-a-matic? Yeah, I can't get this blasted thing assembled!

Dwayne: [[on phone]] The instructions may be in eight languages, but NONE of them make sense! The diagram doesn't even LOOK like the toy! I've got a screaming toddler demanding her bubbles, and you--

Sydney: Daddy! Lookit! I fixed it!
Dwayne: [[dejected, on phone]] Never mind.