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Dwayne: Okay, Sid. Daddy needs to balance the checkbook. So while he does boring adult stuff, do you wanna watch TV?
Sydney: YEAH!

Dwayne: So what do you want to watch?
Sydney: SpongeBob!
Dwayne: Honey, that's all you ever watch. Don't you want--
Sydney: SPONGEBOB!

Dwayne: Okay, let's see if it's on... Um, sorry, sweetie, but SpongeBob doesn't come on for another three hours...
Sydney: S'okay, Daddy. I recorded it!

Dwayne: Recorded...? Since when did you learn to program the VCR? You can't even reach the tape cabinet!
Sydney: Silly Daddy! TiVo doesn't USE tapes!