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[Comic for Saturday, December 4, 2004]

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[[Fooker approaches Patty by the coffee pot at Regional Telecom]]
Fooker: Hey, um, Patty? Can I talk with you for a minute?
Patty: Sure, Jason. What's up?

Fooker: Where's the dynamic duo?
Patty: Oh, Tweedledum and Tweedledumber are laying cable at another office. Is this about them? I shouldn't really be talking about it if it is...

Fooker: Actually, no. I have this friend, and...
Patty: Oh, I get it. Your desperate pal is hard up for a date, so you think since I'm happily single I'll take pity on him. Am I close?

Fooker: I'll up your disk quota to 100GB...
Patty: Fine. As long as I don't have to wear a dress.
Fooker: 250.
Patty: Darnit.

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