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[[Sharon and Fooker are in a snowball fight with the other sys admins]]
Fooker: Get behind that hedge! I'll cover for you!

Sharon: I'd expect you to have pretty good aim, but I didn't expect it with snowballs.
Fooker: Eh. I was starting pitcher on the UGA softball team. We always creamed the Area 51 team.

Sharon: Well, now what? We don't have a clear run at the door anymore.
Fooker: Strategy, my sweet. They outnumber us, but we have the superior firepower.

Sharon: Why do I have the sudden urge to hum the James Bond theme?
Fooker: You lay down some cover fire, while I initiate covert operation "ice wedgie"...