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[Comic for Saturday, January 8, 2005]

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Fred: What's with the sudden inferiority complex, Nicole? Did she make fun of you in front of everyone in the school cafeteria or something?
Nicole: Well...

Fred: You're right. I picked you because I knew you and trusted you. You're also the only chance I've got. Do you think anyone else in this law firm would even think of representing me?
[[Fred shrugs]]

Fred: I don't have any options. I only have you. But I'd pick you over any de la Croix any day. You understand me more than anyone outside of GPF could.
[[Nicole smiles at Fred]]

Fred: Much as I loathe using a sports metaphor, I'm up against the ropes, and I need my star goalie to score a touchdown in the bottom of the ninth.
Fooker: I don't get ESPN.

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