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Mrs. Duncan: Fred, I think we can easily dismiss all of these claims, with the exception of the claim of attempted murder. Surely _that's_ what Mercedes will focus on.

Mrs. Duncan: No matter how it's worded, that's stated as _fact_, not an opinion. And unless you can prove that it's _true_...
Fred: If I "accidentally" put rat poison in my boss' coffee, aren't I still guilty?

Mrs. Duncan: Maybe if you're Lily Tomlin, and not if you can steal the "body" first...
Fred: Curse TBS! Now I've got Dolly Parton stuck in my head...