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[Comic for Wednesday, January 12, 2005]

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Fred: So it all comes back to my old "slime mold rights" campaign, doesn't it?
Nicole: Not quire. We can use this to our advantage

Nicole: If you're not a "person," then you have no legal identity and thus Trent's lawsuit is pointless. You can't be sued, the case gets dropped, and--
Fred: Hold on a second!

Fred: You want me to give up my rights as a sentient being to end this on a technicality? And I suppose I should just happily give up my job, my bank account, my 401k, and all my other rights and possessions as well?

Nicole: Fred, our're blowing this out of propotion.
Fred: Then I suppose "separate but equal" wasn't "out of propotion" either.

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