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[Comic for Tuesday, March 1, 2005]

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Trudy: I don't need your holy handbook.
Akhilesh: Your need I will no longer debate. But the condition still stands.

Akhilesh: If you do not take this Bible and place it in your bag, I will call the police the instant you step out my door. If you do take it, you have my solemn promise not to call them.

Akhilesh: I have no way of knowing if you will throw it away as soon as you reach downstairs, but I pray you will not. A book I can always replace, but the soul of a friend is far more precious.

Akhilesh: If you read it, you will find that if even thieves, murderers, liars, prostitutes, cowards, cheats, and corrupt politicians can find grace from God, then so can *you*.

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