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[Comic for Wednesday, March 23, 2005]

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Wisebottom: Hm...that's most unfortunate. I'm afraid that without an environmental sample, the the best we can achieve in explaining your origins is speculation.

Fred: So what's that got to do with your "interesting discovery?"
Wisebottom: Not much, but a clear origin might shed light on these results.

Wisebottom: I did a qualitative chemical analysis on the molecular composition of your cytoplasm and found a surprising neuromimetic quality that telegraphs electrical impulses through an organic solution, allowing neural telekinesis.

Fred: You know, I hear noise and see that mustache moving, but I can't for the life of me make out the words.
Fooker: He sounds like Nick when Ki's been away on vacation too long.

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