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[Comic for Friday, April 22, 2005]

Special Guest Colorist: John S. Troutman of Troutcave Comics

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[[The Inexplicable Speck! has beaten up Nick (aka Absolutely Incredible Man) and now holds him by the front of Nick's collar.]]
The Inexplicable Speck!: Now that I've stopped you from trying to clobber me, can we take a few minutes for you to tell me WHO THE FREAKIN' HECK YOU *ARE*?!
Nick: Ngh...

[[Ki blasts the Inexplicable Speck! with a golden power blast.]]
Ki: He's my fiance.

The Inexplicable Speck!: Yikes, lady! That's some power blast you've got there!
Ki: And you can expect to get a lot more of it if you don't stand down.
The Inexplicable Speck!: Look. I didn't *start* this, but I'll *finish* it if I have to...
Fooker: I don't think he's *biting,* Ki...
Fooker: You barely *scratched* him.
Dexter: Can we dispense with the flea puns, please?

The Inexplicable Speck!: This is fun and all, but I *really* need to be getting back to my own universe. I don't suppose you people are going to *help,* so if I *have* to take you on four on one, just give me...
The Inexplicable Speck!: thirty seconds.

Voice from off-screen: I'll give ya ten.
Fooker: That's not very generous, Ki.
Ki: That's because *I* didn't say that.
[[Dexter looks to see who spoke, and reacts in shock.]]

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