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[Comic for Wednesday, May 25, 2005]

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[[Sharon typing at computer]]
Computer: smurphy, herez those files u wanted me to cr@ck. what r they 4?
Sharon types: genealogy experiment. thanks, neo.

Sharon thinks: Hm... Looks like I was right. Whether or not she really IS my Mom, "Esther" has been one busy lady. If the FBI could legally subpoena these records, they'd have a field day.

Sharon thinks: However, cross-referencing all these sources, I DO see a few common threads. She's thorough at covering her tracks, but she seems to always link back to a Diederich Pharmaceuticals, even though the FBI dismissed that link.

Sharon on the phone: Hello, Dwayne? Sorry about the late notice, but I need to take a personal day tomorrow.

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