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Sharon: You seriously think one of the two of us is this "The One" you've been searching for?
Scott: You both possess the skills set forth by the prophecy.

Scott: We have quietly tested you each, Jason at Regional Telecom and Sharon today. But alas, I'm afraid our tests were... inconclusive.
Sharon: What do you mean?

Tim: "thePR0PH3T" found a series of tests to administer to candidates for "The One." While you each passed most of them, the last you didn't exactly match.
Sharon: Then I guess your tests are over.

Fooker: Not necessarily. What if, while analyzing usenet, this guy had a bug in his code?
Sharon: Fooker!
Fooker: Just trying to be helpful...