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Tim: So... it appears both Sharon and Fooker have passed all the tests to be "The One!"
Sharon: That's a matter of interpretation...

Patty: But can that be? They can't both be "The One". The semantics don't quite work out...
Fooker: Ask Zathras...
Scott: Wait a minute...

Scott: Perhaps it is neither of them who is "The One". Perhaps these tests do not identify "The One", but those who precede "The One", who must come first to herald his ultimate coming!

Sharon: I don't like where this is going...
Scott: Quickly! Search their desks for condoms and destroy them!