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[[Nicole and Fred exit a vehicle and reporters' microphones crowd around.]]
Reporters: Is this some kind of a hoax? Can it really talk? Is it really real? Does it eat?
[[Now Dwayne, Nick, and Ki are also visible]]
Reporters: How can a slime mold afford a lawyer? Are there any others? Where does it live?
Reporters: How did it type out a blog? Is it dating anyone? Boxers or briefs? Has it ever slept with Michael Jackson?
Nicole: My client has plenty to say, Ladies and Gentlemen, but it'll all be before the court.

