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[Comic for Tuesday, July 12, 2005]

Transcription

Judge: You mean to tell me this thing can talk and has intelligence?
Fred: This "thing" has a name, a job, and can type 120 words per minute.

Judge: A job? What the Sam Hill does a slime mold do for a job?
Fred: Telephone tech support.

[[a beat]]

Judge: I was going to guess telemarketing, but I guess I can see the logic...
Fred: It's stereotypes like that that give me little hope in these proceedings...

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