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Judge: So... YOU hold that this slime mold is a sentient being equitable to a human being?
Nicole: We have documented scientific evidence to support this claim, yes.

Judge: And YOU realize that by merely proceeding with this suit that you acknowledge and accept that fact too?
Mercedes: I wouldn't be much of a lawyer if I didn't, your honor.

[[a beat.]]

Judge thinks: The mold is right. Why should I sweat the details? I'll still get paid...