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[Comic for Thursday, July 28, 2005]

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[Mercedes de la Croix is questioning Fred on the witness' stand]]
Mercedes: So anger was a non-dismissable factor in your banning of the plaintiff from your forums, and you have a history of anger issues.
Fred: So I have a short fuse. So what?

Mercedes: Tell me, Mr. Physarum. Were you angry at the plaintiff when you posted the blog entry in question?
Fred: Of course!
Mercedes: And you would have done anything to seek revenge?

Fred: Of course not! There are certain lines I would never cross!
Mercedes: That seems unlikely. If fraud is not out of your bounds, then why should libel be?

Nicole: Objection! The counsel is leading the witness!
Judge: Sustained.
Mercedes: [smugly] No further questions.

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