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Linda Wellington: Thank you for telling us, Mr. Duncan.
Dwayne: I promise we're doing everything to find out what's going on.

Mrs. Oshiro: Aiya. This is terrible. Your son does not seem the type to run from his own wedding.
Linda Wellington: He's not, so I agree with Fooker that something has happened.

Mr. Oshiro, scowling: Bah! I _knew_ he was untrustworthy! At least _my_ child is here.
Charles Wellington: Actually, your _son_ still hasn't arrived, so we're technically one-for-one.

{{Actually, Yoshi has arrived, supporting someone who appears to be Trudy from another universe
dimension
timeline
reality, but Dwayne must not have mentioned this when he told the parents about Nick's disappearance.}}

Linda Wellington: Technically, dear, we're down two, since Lori can't get here.
Charles Wellington: Quite right. I guess it doesn't look good for the Wellingtons...
Mr. Oshiro, looking enraged, totally disgusted, or both: BAH!