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[[Dwayne is heading in to work at GPF Software]]
Dwayne [[thinking]]: Ah... no more alternate universes and evil doubles. It'll be great finally getting back to business as usual...

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Patty: Dwayne! The phones have been clogged all morning by reporters asking for Fred!
Fred: I didn't give out our number, I swear!

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Sharon [[growling]]: For the last time, I will *not* submit to daily fertility and pregnancy tests! Get lost, Scott!
Scott: But "The One" may be conceived any day now!

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Dwayne [[thinking]]: I wonder... is it kosher for the boss to call in "sick" just to avoid coming into work...?