Transcription

[[Dwayne has just arrived in the office and is taking off his coat]]
<<Telephones ringing>>
Dwayne: WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE PHONE LINES?
Fred: I PROMISE, DWAYNE, I DIDN'T DO ANY-THING. I SWEAR.

<<Telephones ringing>>
Fred: SOME LOCAL NEWSPAPER REPORTER WAS LOOKING FOR A SCOOP AND GOT A TIP I WAS WORKING HERE. SHE CALLED THE HELP LINE, WHICH I NATURALLY ANSWERED AND CONFIRMED THE RUMOR. SINCE THEN, THE TIP WAS LEAKED AND THE PHONES HAVE RUNG OFF THE HOOK ALL MORNING.

<<Telephones ringing>>
Patty: SHARON AND FOOKER HAVE BEEN FIELDING CALLS ON THEIR CELL PHONES. BUT OTHERWISE CUSTOMERS CAN'T REACH US. AS SOON AS ONE HANGS UP, ANOTHER ONE CALLS. WE'RE SATURATED.

<<Telephones ringing>>
Dwayne: I DON'T SUPPOSE THERE'S ANYTHING OUR RESIDENT CELEBRITY CAN DO TO ALLEVIATE THIS?
Fred: I CAN PUT OUT AN APPEAL ON LETTER-MAN TONIGHT...