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[Comic for Friday, March 14, 2008]

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[[Dwayne, Patty and Fred are trying to figure how to tame the out-of-control phones]]
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Dwayne: If the phones are down, how's our bandwidth?
Patty: Our phones are IP, but they're on a separate wire than the WAN.

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[[Dwayne hands Patty a list of customers]]
Dwayne: E-mail our customer contacts and apprise them of our situation. Set up a Skype account and have them call that or E-mail until further notice.

<<BRING BRING>>
Dwayne: Then cut off all the IP phones and route them to a message stating our phones are down. Don't mention the alternate contacts in that message. Our real customers will know how to reach us.

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Dwayne: As for you, I'm taking you off the phones for a while. That ought to cool things down for the time being.
Fred: Suits me fine. If I had ears, they'd be buzzing by now.

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