Transcription
[[Speaker on stage]]
Speaker: The hacking contest is under way! Which will fall first: Windows, Mac OS, or Linux? Gentlemen, begin your hacking!
[[Pair of hackers in front of computer with arm raised]]
Speaker: There is little doubt that everyone has their pick to win. Will Service Pack 1 put Vista on top? Will the latest kernel keep Linux out of--
Hacker: We're in!
[[Speaker in front of their computer]]
Bystander: _
That
_ quick? I _
told
_ you this contest was a joke.
Speaker: Well, it's a Windows box all right... but this IP isn't on our private subnet. Which computer _
did
_ you hack into?
[[XO and Captain on the ship's bridge with skull and crossbones on the screens]]
XO: Captain? Did you give the order for full astern?
Captain: No...

