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[[Silhouette of a castle with satellite dishes and a radio tower on its roof]]
Voice off-panel: Welcome, all, to another year at Hollerith's!

[[Speaker at a podium in front of a crowd]]
Speaker: Let us welcome this semester's first year students! Professor McDongle?

[[Prof McDongle (Patty) stands above the first-year students]]
Prof McDongle: Students will be sorted into four subnets, which will become your family during your stay here. The four subnets are Torvalds, Ritchie, Wozniak, and Mitnick.

[[Harmony speaks to Harry]]
Harmony: I bet they use an elaborate pseudo-random number generator to sort us!
Prof McDongle: Bring in the sorting cat!