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{{title text: General Protection Fault Presents Harry Barker and the Napier's Bones}}

[[Professor McDongle (Patty), with a computer and a cat, addresses the students]]
Professor McDongle: Each first year shall sit at the desk with their hands on the keyboard. The Sorting Cat will assess which subnet you belong to.

[[Darco Mouso grimaces at the cat laying on his hands]]
Sorting Cat: Your knuckles are too bony! To Mitnick with you!

[[A girl stares as the cat stretches across her hands]]
Sorting Cat: Mmmm... Your hands are so warm... I'll put you in Wozniak.

[[The cat plays with a floating speck before an angry Donald Measly]]
Sorting Cat: Another Measly, eh? You belong in Torvalds with your brothers.