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Todd (narrating): Her grasp of human idioms left, well, everything to be desired...
Mischief: Bring up your head!
Todd: Yipe!
Todd: Why are you throwing raw meat at me?
Mischief: It's bacon! I'm bringin' it home!
Mischief: I bought these cute clothes to dress the chicken in, and this plaque is to name the veggies. Sweet!
Mischief: Now roll up your sleeves. I'm making blood pudding, and I need a vein.
Todd: That's it. We're eating out from now on.

